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Are your boobs wearing the right shoes
So, Reebok has these new shoes that supposedly tone your butt and legs more than regular sneakers, using ball-inspired technology. (Hooray for science! I also hearing great things about the promise of jump rope- and yoga block-inspired technology. The future is now, people.) But since there are other footwear brands out there offering similar results really, if you still wearing lazy-ass shoes that only offer exercise benefits directly proportionate to the amount you walk or run in them, you a chump Reebok needed advertising that would make theirs stand out. And what edgier or more original than objectifying women?
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This morning, I saw a Tweet from The Illusionists, asking, this uber-sexist (and NSFW) Reebok ad authentic?!? with a link to what you see below. Because I didn want to wake my husband sleeping in the next room and didn know where my headphones were, I watched it with the sound down and having already seen the first ad,[url=http://parajumpersoutletjackets.webmium.com/][b]parajumpers jackets[/b][/url], I concluded that this must a parody. I mean,[url=http://parajumpersoutletjackets.webmium.com/][b]parajumpers outlet store[/b][/url], the camera does nothing but linger on a woman breasts in a demi-cup bra for a full 20 seconds, before it switches to an ass shot, and then the shoes it actually advertising. Whoever made it had to be sending up the whole idea of using sexualized body parts to sell sneakers to women, right?
Then I found my headphones. And noticed that the ad is called As in, a dialogue between this woman breasts.
Righty: Hey, did you see? Nobody staring at us anymore. Are we still hot? Clearly! You know what? It all because of that stupid butt down there.
You get the idea. Now that the ass is 28% more toned and thus getting all the attention, the boobs are jealous. And that, my friends, is how you use a close-up on breasts to sell sneakers.
You know, advertising teaches me something new every day. All those times I got pissed off about a guy staring at my chest instead of talking to my face? My poor breasts were probably hurt that I stole their thunder. Would you believe I never even considered their feelings, much less the real possibility of internecine conflict between them and my butt? I just kept acting like only my brain should be allowed an opinion on whether being leered at is a positive thing,[url=http://peutereyjacketsuppliers.webmium.com/][b]http://peutereyjacketsuppliers.webmium.com/[/b][/url], never realizing that my tits might feel all purposeless and empty inside if they go unwatched. What an appalling lack of empathy on my brain part.
I trust I don need to repeat my rant from yesterday on why companies trying to sell women products with images that appeal primarily to heterosexual men is infuriating. But the depressing question I didn get to in that post is: How well does it work? Sterling-Cooper lost the Patio account with the Ann-Margret ripoff Peggy objected to, but Reebok paid for these and paid to run them. (Well, at least one has anyone seen the boob ad somewhere other than YouTube?) Some decision-maker was confident that women will be so enchanted by the thought of being ogled more often, they run out and buy these shoes. And what really scary to consider is, they might not be wrong not entirely,[url=http://giuseppezanottisneakers.webmium.com/][b]giuseppe zanotti sneakers on sale[/b][/url], anyway. When I ran the ads by a feminist friend this morning, she agreed that they were outrageous and insulting,[url=http://monclerjacketsformenssale.albirank.net/][b]Cheap Moncler Jackets Womens Sale Moncler Jackets Mens Outlet[/b][/url], but admitted she was still intrigued by the thought of toning her butt with no extra work. Even if women buy the product in spite of the ads, enough of them doing that will give the impression that the marketing strategy was brilliant.
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