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|Discussing whether or not the Holocaust happened is like questioning if the sun rose this morning. You can look up and you can see the sun just like you can look up and see the remnants of the Holocaust including those that are still alive and were scared by it bearing the tattooed numbers from the depravity. Not to mention that [url=http://www.bankonco.com/hollister.php]hollister[/url] the vast graves and horrid collections of trinkets made from the skin and bones of murdered Jews would tell anyone with even the intelligence of a ripe tomato that "Yes Virginia, there really was a Holocaust."
I'm sure there are more cases for Mahmoud to crack. But I firmly believe that by the time he runs through this list he will have accomplished his goal of having nuclear weapons and won't need any more distractions and stunts to gain attention. He'll have all the attention he could possibly want then.
These are the questions Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad set out to answer by gathering together what can only be described as characters that if they weren't here on Earth would be sitting in the seats of Mos Eisley Spaceport. To call them a collection of "scum and villainy" however might even be an understatement considering that former Imperial Wizard of the KKK, David Duke was but only one of the attendees.
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And last but not least "Adolf" Ahmadinejad can hold a conference to FINALLY get to the bottom of the age old question of "How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?" And to do it he can gather together a bunch of people that will deny the existence of the "Tootsie Pop" entirely and claim that the Tootsie Pop is a construct of the evil Zionists to take over the planet.
At times President Ahmadinejad has tried to back track his statements saying that he is simply uncertain of, and not willing to believe, that so many were murdered by evil madmen. I guess it all depends on how you define "holocaust" eh Mahmouy my boy?
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Did the Holocaust really happen? Did Adolf Hitler really murder six million Jews? Maybe the truth is that they all simply got on board a space ship to colonize other planets? Or maybe it is more likely that they all committed mass suicide and threw themselves into the ovens and gas chambers as part of a Zionist conspiracy against good old Uncle Adolf?
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But then what? Well, there is the still "unsolved" murder of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman. Perhaps President Ahmadinejad could hit the links with O.J. and discover the identity of the real killers? It was probably the Jews but we will know for absolute certain after the in-depth and thoughtful investigation Mahmoud will certainly conduct.
And now that his little conference has ended and he has once again called for the destruction of the Zionist empire, President Ahmadinejad needs to find some way to keep attention on him until he gets a nuclear weapon and starts making good on his multitude of threats. So I thought that maybe we could explore what will be next for President Ahmadinejad to "investigate".
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