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January Tally: Babies saved from burning buildings: 3. Log cabins built only using twigs and my teeth: 1.
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February Tally: Villages plundered: 1. Women Children spared: 47
March: Once the cold of winter finally begins to give way towards the warmth of spring, the trees start to grow green, the animals come out of hibernation, and also the homeless re-appear. Take for instance, former pro-wrestler The best Warrior, who began shilling personalized workout tapes he will make for you personally for any mere A good deal at that. Believe to get into shape than by having a former steroid and cocaine abuser keep you motivated through a number of audio tapes? Well, it can抰 be as bad because the Warrior抯 last job. After hearing of yet another uproar brought on by PETA over some rabbits or some fucking animals being 搖n-ethically trated? I decided to start my own cause, PUTA, which would be in direct opposite to PETA and further cement my status as supreme awesome heterosexual warlord. Upon further review, I came across that I would want some money to start this glorious cause,[url=http://parajumpersoutletjackets.webmium.com/][b]http://parajumpersoutletjackets.webmium.com/[/b][/url], so I tried me at starting a fake charity. Unfortunately, Cheap Shoes For Jews never became popular. I completely overlooked the truth that all Jews shop at Payless and get cheap shoes anyway. Using the country searching for some economic support,[url=http://woolrichdeutschlandarcticparka.albirank.net/][b]woolrich outlet[/b][/url], Used to do my part by offering an easy method to raise money and eliminate useless states. Smack down in the ass-crack of March, Elizabeth Smart was found alive, coping with a wild man who routinely left her alone with a phone in the home, door unlocked, and pretty much every conceivable means of escape minus rocket ship, which caused the nation to collectively ask 揥hy didn抰 that stupid bitch just run away??My distaste for modern parenting caused me to fight bus stop ads (and also helped me have a photo of myself shitting). While the country went to war against Iraq, I visited fight against plaque, with the help of the allied forces of Listerine and Rite Aid brand antiseptic. My war, however, didn抰 turn into a special DVD box set. Before the month was over, I dropped the bomb on Marie, destroying her within an argument on abstinence.
March Tally:Used Condoms Mistaken For Gum: 0. Riots Ended Through the Sight of My Biceps: 4.
April: Is war the only real answer? Obviously it's, The sight of dead Iraqis about the evening news everynight brought the country抯 morale way up. Hey, at least we抮e killing someone relevant. Using the economy looking up and ad standards at an all time low, AOL went full-scale with this particular broad marketing campaign. With my birthday coming I started to feel better about myself and life generally. I made a decision to visit out making a difference. Being as awesome and strong like me, I saved a bunch of schoolchildren from an exploding school. That抯 right, schools explode. Burning buildings are small-time to me now. But don抰 think all this kindness had made me soft, oh no. I had been still an enormous asshole. I even ruined the circus for any couple of little brats. Oh, i called out some fellas who had been giving REAL MEN a bad name. I even tried starting a feud with 50 Cent. Obviously, 50 was scared of me and never responded, preferring to hide underneath the covers like I can抰 see his punk ass. I抳e also been a large God fan, but I had been straying not even close to Church for a while, and so i decided to make my return. And the people rejoiced. Being the style conscious person that I always am were built with a bone to choose with fat bastards who wear velour and stupid hats. I additionally pitched my idea for a musical dedicated to SARS, which was overlooked by every major film company, sadly. My games didn抰 fare so well either. Well i guess, a minimum of I had my birthday, where I acquired tons of money and laid. Oh wait, no I didn抰. See, a suave motherfucker like myself turning 22 is apparently only news to a select few known as 搈e? and doesn抰 warrant a fuck from a female friend or stranger who just transpires with pity a youngster who hasn抰 had sex in 8 months. April would be a good month aside from the no-fucking thing. That sucked.
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