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Want to add a few jokes [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] to your next written piece? No problem. As a professional stand-up comedienne and writer who stays afloat by selling volumes of jokes each month (Clinton's antics paid my mortgage and Bush isn't doing too badly either), I'll pass on some joke writing tips that'll send you in the right direction. Since there are no formal "rules" to joke writing, I've made up my own. . .
Jokes involve a set-up with the subject and facts, and [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] a punch line that highlights the irony, twists the joke in another direction, or gives an outrageous result.
RULE [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] 1: Use familiarity, word associations and common assumptions. We know Strom Thurmond is old (okay, dead, but I like these examples, so play along), Liz Taylor is chubby, etc. So take your subject and list phrases, synonyms, stereotypes, sayings, people, places and things connected with it. [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] If you do this when [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] writing an age joke for example, and you want to describe how old someone is, then just list words you associate with old... and [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] you may get - "I won't say he's old, but he babysat Strom Thurmond." Or when trying to describe how chubby someone is, list out chubby people or things and you might get "I won't say she's chubby, but she gives her hand-me-downs to Liz Taylor." You get the picture. Using an analogy is funnier than just saying someone is chubby or old. Also use familiar set-ups like "he's so cheap...," "this town is [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] so expensive..."and brainstorm what things are cheap, expensive, etc. to get some comparisons.
RULE 2: Exaggerate things to the extreme. Saying Liz Tyalor is 400 pounds is funny, but it may be too close to the truth. Saying she weighs 1200 pounds is funnier because the picture of a 1200-pound woman is, just, well, funny. (Besides, noooobody weighs 1200 pounds, so you're pretty safe... even 400 pound people will laugh at that one.)
RULE 3: Be brief. Bill Cosby can go on for hours with a single joke. The rest of us should only include facts in the [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] set-up that NEED to be there for the punch to work. Delete unneeded adjectives and prepositional phrases, so that all words pertain to the punch line. I try to keep my jokes to 3 typed lines (not 3 sentences, but 3 lines). When you make a crack about Britney Spears fighting with Kevin Federline, her ex-husband, you don't really need to say "her ex-husband." Pretty much everyone knows his status. Really, less is better... unless you're Bill Cosby.
RULE 4: Show the irony. That's what you're really trying to do is pull out the irony in a situation. Look at it as a good news/bad news... find the irony by listing out all the good and bad in a situation, either real or made-up, and then match them up to see the inconsistencies. "The good news is we're giving out free tickets to the buffet. The bad news is, you'll be in line behind Liz Taylor."
RULE 5: Twist the joke. [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] Give out a real fact in the set up, and make up a crazy (exaggerated) fact in the [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] punch line. A lot of times punch lines are grouped in threes with the crazy fact at the end. Three things just seems to have a good cadence.
RULE 6: Speaking of punch lines, make sure the last word, or pretty darn close to the last word, is the zinger punch line. No prepositional phrases or other words after that word. Really, I'm not kidding. See these examples of jokes I sold:
"A new study has found that the anti-anxiety drug fluvoxamine is effective in relieving anxiety in school-age children. Of course, it's not quite as effective as getting their braces off."
The words "their teeth" don't need to be included because we already get it and it would just slow down the joke.
"The first bloodless surgery was performed this week in which a kid who is a Jehovah's Witness got [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] a new liver without a blood transfusion. The parents were so happy, they almost celebrated!"
The word "celebrated" is the punch... no need to say "celebrated his survival" because we already get it and it would just slow down the joke.
RULE 7: The "Cuh" sound. A general comedy rumor is that words with the "c" or "k" sound are funny. Who knows if this is true, but [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] ya gotta admit, the names Chuck and Cletus are funnier than Steve and Stuart. (especially if Chuck and Cletus are dating Liz Taylor... no?)
There are many more joke tips, but these will get you started so that people will read your material and you'll achieve fame, fortune, and timely car payments!
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