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Member profile SYNCHRONICITIES,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
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Intelligent nice looking, constantly passionate and persistently tactile, single slim male, 5'10", not desperate but wasted - seeks a feminine and elemental, psychological and inventive, capable and effective, erotic and unusual, sensuous and sexual, pretty or attractive,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], instinctively noble, broody venusian virgin with dirty depths along with a Midas touch. Failing that another cat.
I dispise this party 'cos I can not dance,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. I'd prefer watching Mad Men/Family Guy/Six Feet Under. Your eyebrows have no need for plucking. I have to smell you. Wear a skirt. I love to watch you dance.
Still looking for intelligent, capable, and frequently, insistently, indeed needfully organic ladies who use capital i's, tend to be more than the list of places they travel to,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], wines they drink,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], CDs they own,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], don't use baggage, ballgown, wellies, gentleman,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], treat, lady,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], or sassy within the same sentence, and seldom say Yeah. Multiply organic preferably.
The pinnacle of Human achievement - Radio 4.
He describes his ideal match thus:
Generate an income we do hope you have sufficient pension for 2. Seriously, I probably empty your bins. And this may be the point to reveal I'm actually 57, the dating scene is extremely ageist though I've had no complaints to Trading Standards. Observe how many are 49.
It's shameful,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], but most animal lovers have absolutely no idea how to stroke a dog. By the end from it, the two of you should be exhausted, wanting more,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], but knowing you should not spoil it. A fulfilled cat who is comfortable in the felinicity, is like an attractive but shy girl who knows you can observe her knickers.
Do not ask me to turn out for a drink on the cold winter's night if you intend to walk in the footsteps of Jesus/submit towards the will of Allah/idolise a little fat Guru with wild hair. Yes I've been on a few dates.
If you want to hang out gallivanting together with your friends in a Pub or Social gathering (just what Night Club anyway), I'll go back home, paint a wall, and watch it dry. As we navigate to the Kinema or Music Hall, you have to guarantee that that's not to kick/knee the back of my chair, talk, whisper, or let their seat bang, and my ears won't bleed. Having the Doorman salute as we went in could be nice too.
Possessed of an utterly rational suspicion of those who have ever smoked in life past those three cigarettes to look cool before the chronilogical age of 21, or tolerated a buddy or member of the family smoking. It shows such gross insufficient judgement, and weak self centredness, which i could never trust or respect you. Ever.


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