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Taking the pee,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
I knew today was going to be considered a good day! (I was up over time for brekkie). Ordered poached eggs,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], two scoops. If you do natter it was time to depart for the public workout.
"Adam,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], who had been breaking his neck for a piddle,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], had to reluctantly resort to filling a glass. After a little bit of deliberation whether to let it rest there or not, it had been concluded. not (didn't have any ice cubes). Therefore the Dark Lord discarded it. Except his dark energy wasn't on song because he threw his glass of urine out of a closed window."
All the team donned their white jackets and piled into the cars. It was a bit of a squeeze,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], similar to my new suit trousers (brought pre-May 21st). Then i was frog-marched to some holding pen on the first floor. The workout was taking place at a Mercedes dealership.
I personally desired to have a nose round these lovely cars but was barked 'Don't shhllack' with a mystery stone-faced blonde. Once in the room we discarded the cookies and nibbles fearing they may be poisoned,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and waited patiently.
Actually,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I tell wrong; we didn't. Davide Nicolosi who's head of security discovered Vitali and the chronies were lining the staircase right down to the ring forcing us to enduring their physical presence. So we chose to exit via an open window onto the roof and down the outdoor fire exit staircase. I played Steve McQueen minus the motorcycle.
Only Kevin the physiotherapist left via the correct door. He explained they all turned to him, shouting abuse and swearing after which turned back for the closed door awaiting David D Haye AKA The Hayemaker to emerge. He didn't! Vitali should have appeared as if Imogen Thomas standing aimlessly outside Old Trafford waiting to catch her next break.
DazzledFor an inexpensive giggle I'll tell you this. They wouldn't let us from the room prior to the Klitchsko team needed - ie lined the stairs etc - so Adam,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], who had been breaking his neck for any piddle, had to reluctantly turn to filling a glass.
Following a little bit of deliberation whether to leave it there or not,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], it had been concluded. not (didn't have any ice). So the Dark Lord disposed of it. Except his dark energy wasn't on song because he throw his glass of urine from a closed window. Drenched! It's reliable advice none of us were going to shake his magic hand today. (#TEAMHAYEMAKER- we smell like p***)
The workout began. The Hayemaker came out southpaw and dazzled the media and fans alike together with his skills. Adam strapped on his arm extension,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], zipped up his bang-bang shoes and grabbed his pad. After some sharp footwork David landed a huge left hand. Job done.
Throughout this time I had been watching Wlad,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. I needed to ascertain if he gave away any reactions in his facial expressions,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. From my visual diagnosis I concluded he was burning up a little,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. Manny Steward was smiling and talking in his ear but he didn't even take a look at him,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. David Haye again wasn't doing what he was likely to,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
During my uncomfortable stare Wlad checked out me. Gave me a wink (but no gun- he bottled it) then jumped out his seat with panic when he realised we weren't likely to stay and watch him perform. If he did possess some stunt planned we didn't plan to see it. We left,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and i am guessing Wlad could have been gutted.


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